We kid you not on this one. BT futurology, a company that calls itself a "top think tank", predicts that MP3 players could soon be built into women's breast implants.
BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.
We haven't been able to find out how BT expects to charge the player, but we suspect that solar or motion-based charging may be under consideration.
According to Pearson, the MP3 breast actually might have legitimate uses. Sensors on the body, linked through electrical impulses to the player, may be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.
This is just crazy! I wonder if the people over at MyFreeImplants.com will offer these as an option? I also saw an article a while back about titanium impants! Let the era of Terminator begin.
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